Names and Nicknames

 

To the unborn and as-yet unnamed son of Brittany Lucretia Evans and Phillip George Davis from your grandfather G.R. Davis Jr.

 

You can be sure that your parents have given some serious thought to your name.  They want your name to be distinctive but not weird.  So far, they’ve considered Ransom, Huckabee, Asher, and Milo.  There are only about three weeks left before your expected arrival on September 12th, so a decision cannot be deferred indefinitely.

You don’t get to participate in the selection of your name, yet most people live the rest of their lives with their original names.  On the other hand, nicknames may emerge over time.  Nicknames can change and can be influenced by innumerable factors.  In this, my first letter to you, I intend to tell you about names and nicknames on the Davis side of the family and other nicknames that hold special meaning for me.  One reason I’m doing so now at age 67 is in case I’m not around when you’re old enough to start pondering names and nicknames.  You see, since I’ve turned 60, and married your bonus-grandmother Mary Helen, I’ve been diagnosed with hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, prostate cancer, and a pontine stroke.  Those are health issues over which I had no control, but which could have killed me already.  And in July 2024 while on a father-son adventure in Peru with your daddy, I fell from a rented motorcycle and broke five ribs.  That could have killed me.  But it didn’t!  I’m writing this to you with sore slowly healing ribs, unsure of what medical misfortunes might lie ahead in the coming years.  In case I croak before you are old enough to converse with me about names and nicknames, I decided to get this on paper for you now.

I was born on July 24, 1957 to George Rufus Davis and Hazel Mae Ward Davis. (Hazel’s nickname for George was Fuddy Duddy.   He called Hazel “Juicy Fruit.”)  As the firstborn to George and Hazel and the first grandchild for Bailey and Mattie Mae Davis, the naming possibilities were expansive.  George and Rufus were common names on your great grandfather’s side of the family.  My mother agreed to have me named George Rufus Davis, Junior but insisted that I not be called George nor Rufus nor Junior.  Instead, they determined that I would be called by my initials from the onset.  “G.R.”    What a strange uncommon ungainly pair of letters!  One day you may be old enough to hold an infant in the crook of your arm.  Think about how odd it would be to call the little helpless creature “G.R.”  It doesn’t seem natural.  It reminds me of the character in a movie of my childhood about an extraterrestrial being who was called E.T.  (another odd pairing.)

I’m not opposed to people being called by their initials.  I’ve known many such people:  AJ, JB, BJ, JT, KJ, JL, JR, LB.  Your cousin Jaxson Joseph is called JJ.  Some people call your bonus-grandmother Mary Helen by her initials MH.  Incidentally, rather than use the term “step-“ to refer to relatives acquired in a second marriage, I prefer to call her your bonus-grandmother and her adult children Gentry and Fletcher I call my bonus daughter and bonus son.

 

I met your grandmother Tia Marie Palmisano in June 1980 at the five-year class reunion of the graduating class of South View Senior High School.  In high school, we didn’t really know each other but had many friends in common as we discovered at the class reunion.  We dated intensely over that summer and fall.  I spend a lot of time at her house doing chores for her dad Joseph Palmisano.  I mowed grass, painted his house, cleaned his workshop, trimmed trees and more.   I felt like the Biblical Jacob working so hard to earn his favor and his daughter.  I called him Boss or The Boss. 

When I married your grandmother Tia Marie Palmisano on August 8, 1981, Tia decided to retain her maiden name.  That was a popular decision at the time, and a decision I supported.  Who’d want to transition from such an elegant melodic Italian surname Palmisano to the drab Davis appellation?  (It just so happens that Palmisano in Italian is about as common as Smith or Williams is in English.)  So, in the days after our wedding, she changed her name to Tia Marie Palmisano-Davis.  She was a middle school math teacher and later became an assistant principal.  She anticipated the difficulty those students might experience, trying to call her Ms. Palmisano-Davis so right away she became Ms. PD.  That nomenclature persisted her entire career.  She was so popular in the Woodruff School System that whenever I visited her there, people would sometimes call me Mr. PD.  In retrospect, it seems only natural that Tia would be comfortable being called Ms. PD because for many years her dad was known as Mr. P by his co-workers and the clients in his tax prep and accounting service that he ran from his home office.

At home, my nickname for Tia was Pidge, or Pidgy, Miss Pidge, or The Pidge.  I cannot recall the origin, but everyone on the Davis side of the family referred to her as Miss Pidge or The Pidge for the rest of her life.   She passed away on December 18, 2014 when she was only 57 years old.  Shortly thereafter, your parents met.

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Some of my earliest memories of school were those first days of class when the teacher called the roll, looking up from the list at the little people who raised their hand while saying “Here!”  to which I’d have to add, “I go by my initials, G.R.”  Year after year, even through four years of college and then graduate school, I endured this first-day-of-class routine. 

When I meet someone for the first time, the conversation typically goes, “I’m G.R. Davis.  I go by my initials.”  “What does the G.R. stand for?”  “George Rufus.  I’m a junior, so I’m not the original.  My daddy got the good name.  I had no choice.  I’ve been called G.R. since I was born.”

To be honest, I’ve never liked being called G.R., so when my daughter Alayna asked me what I wanted to be called once I became a grandfather, I thought about it carefully.  I know many grandfathers that go by PaPa or Pee Pa or PawPaw or Grandaddy or Grandpa but none of those appealed to me.  Tia had passed away before we had any grandchildren.  Tia would have been a marvelous grandmother who would love intensely and tenderly and with firm expectations.  I reasoned that, without Tia, I’d have to be both a grandfather and stand-in grandmother to these progeny, so I decided I’d like to be called T-Pa.  The intent was that each time a grandchild called me by that name, it would remind me of Tia and the role I should attempt to play on her behalf.  I have been well pleased with this decision and will be delighted if you call me T-Pa when you learn to speak.

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For many months in 1985 before your Aunt Alicia was born, Miss Pidge and I fretted over names.  We struggled to reach an agreement.  We quickly eliminated many names in my family tree such as Elsworth, Velma, Esther, Darlene, Mattie Mae, Edna, Estelle, Betty Lou, Dorothy, Marjorie, and Ethel.  I liked Caroline and Lorraine.  She insisted on including her mother’s middle name, so when labor began on the morning of July 21st and we still hadn’t agreed on name, we pulled out the baby name book again, this time with great urgency.  “Alicia” seemed good because your great-great maternal grandmother was Alice Matilda Lennon Ward.  Your great aunt Becky was named Rebecca Alice Davis to keep that name in the family.  Later that day, we were pleased to commit to Alica Nell Davis on the birth certificate.  I don’t remember when I began to call her Nell-a-Mundo, but that’s my nickname for her even now.  Rarely, I call her Alicia Nell Number Five in homage to Chanel No. 5, a perfume quite popular at that time and said to be “the very essence of femininity!”

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Your Aunt Alayna Marie Davis was born on December 22, 1986.  Marie was Tia’s middle name which she shared with her aunt.  My favorite aunt was Marjorie Marie Davis Ellis Bramble. Since Marie had multiple family connections on “both sides” we quickly agreed to Marie.  But what about that unusual first name?   

The smartest and most beautiful girl in my high school was Amanda Jayne Clamp.  We were in lots of classes together.  She was so beautiful and smart that none of the boys had the courage to ask her out.  As the night of the senior Prom approached and I didn’t have a date, I thought “What’s the worst that could happen?” so I mustered the courage to call her and ask her if she’d go with me to the prom?  I was caught totally by surprise with her answer: “Let me ask my boyfriend if that would be OK.   He’s in college and can’t take me. I’ll get back to you.”  Jeez.  None of us knew she had a boyfriend.  Had I known that, I’d never have asked.  The next day she let me know that her boyfriend had approved me to take her to the prom.  I wonder how that conversation had gone: “This scrawny nerd who is a friend of mine at school has asked me to the Prom. You don’t need to worry about G.R.  He’s harmless.  He’s nothing more than a friend to me, and, since you can’t go with me, it will be better than going alone.”

Having secured as my prom date the smartest and most beautiful girl in the whole class of 480 students, I asked my mom to procure the finest wrist corsage ever created for a high school prom.  On the fateful day, I went by the florist to pick it up.  It was in a delicate box big enough to accommodate a three-layer cake.  The container had a see-through plastic panel on top.   Inside was not the finest wrist corsage ever, but perhaps the biggest! When I presented it to Amanda Jayne that evening in the presence of her parents, she graciously (although probably reluctantly) strapped it to her arm where it stretched from her wrist almost to her elbow.  It looked more like a Christmas Tree!  At some point during the evening when it became too cumbersome, she trimmed the top off so that it became merely hideous rather than monstrous.

Anyhow, I thought the insertion of the “y” in an otherwise ordinary name like Jane was marvelous.  Tia and I liked the name Alaina or Alana, but I proposed “Alayna” without telling Tia of the significance of the “y” until many years later.

When Alayna was just old enough to sit in a highchair and eat solid food, Tia and I went out to eat at a buffet restaurant.  We crept along the line past the trays of food while Alayna squirmed in my arms.  An older lady behind us commented on what a pretty baby we had.  “Is he eating solid food already?” she asked.  “Yes,” we replied proudly, not bothering to correct the woman regarding the sex of this child.   “Does he like peaches?” she went on.  “This little one loves anything sweet,” we said.  “What about those grapes?  Will he eat those?”  “Sure will.” 

We were sitting at our table a little while later when the old lady appeared with a bowl of grapes!  “Thank you very much,” we said in astonishment at this generous act.  And then she asked, “What’s his name?”  It was too late and too awkward to correct her now, so my mind searched frantically for a boy’s name that sounded like Alayna.  I remembered a character in the ridiculous movie Monty Python and The Holy Grail.  In one scene, the monk Brother Maynard read from the Book of Armaments some rambling redundant instructions of the sort you’d find in the Old Testament:

“Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

Maynard… that’s pretty close to Alayna, I reasoned in a flash, so I told the lady “His name is Maynard.”  I forgot what she said, but it was probably something like “Well, that’s an unusual name, but it fits him.”  Ever since that chance encounter, my nickname for Alayna has been “Brother Maynard” although most of the time I shorten it to “Mayn,” intentionally savoring the elegant “y” that it shares with Jayne of such significant origin!

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From the time he was a toddler, your daddy was prone to injuring his head, which is called a “noggin” here in the South.  Thus, Phillip George was nicknamed Nog from the time he was old enough to fall off a porch or run into a pole or a wall or a doorframe.  His thick skull has served him well through the years.

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Mary Helen, who became my wife on July 29, 2017, was asked by Alayna what she’d like to be called as the bonus-grandmother of Kiley and JJ.  Mary Helen pondered for a long time.  She found none of the typical nicknames for grandmothers appealing.  She didn’t want to be called MeeMaw or MawMaw or Grannie or Nannie or Nana.  As the birth of Jaxson Joseph loomed in May of 2018 and Mary Helen hadn’t decided, Alayna warned “If you don’t come up with a name, your grandkids may end calling for you by saying “Hey, Lady.”  Mary Helen never did propose a nickname for herself, so in fact, it now seems a perfect fit to have Kiley Marie and JJ call her Hey Lady or simply Lady.  Actually, neither Kiley nor JJ can pronounce “L” clearly at age 8 and 7, respectively, so it what they say and what we hear is “Wady.”  You are welcome to call her Lady (or Wady) if you wish!

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When Nell-a-mundo, Brother Maynard, and Nog were very young, I gave myself the nickname Padre Baer, derived from the story of the Papa Bear, the Mamma Bear, and the Baby Baer.  When writing or texting my adult children, I often sign off as Padre Baer, preferring the intentionally transposed letters in second word and the connotation of informal Catholicism in the first. 

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You were discovered to be a male child many weeks ago when your mother underwent routine ultrasonography so that doctors could get a look at the unborn you.  Although ultrasound was used during each of Tia’s three pregnancies, we didn’t not want to know the sex of our children in advance.  For that third pregnancy, I was silently but seriously hoping for a son, while simultaneously preparing to express happiness if a third daughter joined us.  Your paternal great grandmother Hazel Mae Ward Davis (Nannie) was very insistent to learn of the names we were considering for this third child.  “If it’s a boy, were thinking about Adolph!” we sniggered, aware that the only person named Adolph that most people know is Adolph Hitler, the genocidal Nazi maniac responsible for World War II.  “Oh, be serious,” Nannie begged.  “We’re thinking about William Robert.”  “William Robert,” she mulled, and then asked, “What would you call him?”  “Billy Bob!” we joked.  Her patience was running thin, so I went on, “Well, we’re considering Andrew Joseph, but would call him A.J.”  This was actually truthful.  That settled her a bit, but we left the issue unresolved until the day of your daddy’s birth on September 23, 1988.  A tiny wrinkled baby emerged and this one had a penis! We rejoiced with exceeding great joy!  We named him Phillip George, after Tia’s dad Joseph Phillip Palmisano and after me and my father and the many other George’s on my side of the family.  We never shortened Phillip to Phil, so when his classmates at school and later at The Citadel called him Phil, that seemed foreign to us.  Right up to the present, when anyone calls him Phil, even your mother, that still seems strange to me. 

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Your great grandfather George Rufus Davis was called Buck by his siblings, and later Dibbi Dib when he became a grandfather.  Your great Uncle David told me how this came to be.   Long ago there was a popular TV series called the Beverly Hillbillies.  Jed Clampett, the old man on that show, would do a silly dance a while singing “dibby dibby dibby dibby…..   My daddy George Rufus Davis (who instantly became George Rufus Davis Sr. when I was named Junior) would do that little dance with his grandchildren.  He was called Dibbi Dibbi, or Dibbi, or Dib by his children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren. 

Like everyone else, Dibbi Dib called your daddy Nog but Dibbi was the only one who called your daddy Spike.  I’m not sure of the origin.  It may have referred to professional wrestlers he watched on TV.  Dibbi had nicknames for most of his grandchildren:  Bunk, Jack, Bo Jack, Bee Bop, Suzie Poozie, and so on.  I’m sure he’d have an endearing name for you but presumably Dibbi and Nannie are strolling the streets of gold, occasionally going to practice with the heavenly choirs where Dibbi plunges deep down for bass notes in the realm of J.D. Sumner while Nannie meanders in her alto range as they sing “On the Wings of a Snow White Dove.”  I recently searched for that tune on the internet and found a version of it sung by Ferlin Husky.  Ferlin, I thought.  Now that’s a good distinctive sturdy name so I texted it to Nog for consideration.  It was quickly dismissed as a candidate name for you.

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Goerge’s eldest sister was Marjorie Marie Davis.  She was called “Sister” or “Sissy” by her siblings Bailey (Junior), George (Buck), Dorothy Mae (Dot Dot), and Paul.  I was the first grandchild born to Willam Bailey and Mattie Mae Davis.  The story goes that as I was learning to talk, when I tried to say “Sister” or “Sissy” when referring to my Aunt Margie, it came out “Tissie.”  Because of that, she was known for the rest of her life as “Tissie.”  That is how I was responsible for a nickname even before I could speak clearly.

Giving people nicknames is something I’ve enjoyed for decades.  When I was a biology major at Campbell University, I was recruited to assist with a two-year project to assess water quality at Lake Waccamaw, NC where several endemic species of fish live.  Dr. Charles Gerald Yarbrough was my supervisor and mentor.  During the summers, we’d spend several days each week at Lake Waccamaw, collecting and analyzing water samples.  We stayed at a lake house and sat in rocking chairs at the end of the pier each night after a day’s work.  He seemed to know something about everything:  science, literature, culture, music, anthropology, history, and more.  I later learned that such people are called polymaths.  That’s when I decided I wanted to be a polymath.  Anyhow, I started affectionately calling him Yardbird.  In turn, based on my massive food intake during that period of my life, he dubbed me Gobblejaws.  Yardbird’s wife was a wonderful lady who I called Lady Bird, which she seemed to like.  Yardbird was very influential in creating a position for me in the Biology Department at Wingate College even before I had finished my Ph.D. in physiology at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.  It was while I was an assistant professor at Wingate College that I went to an opera in Charlotte with Yardbird and Ladybird.  Your daddy was born in Charlotte.

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There are two nicknames I generated that hold special meaning for me.  I met Peter Louis Schmunk shortly after I started as an Assistant Professor of Biology at Wofford College in 1993.  Peter was an art historian, an avid backpacker and a serious photographer.  He invited me on several hikes in the mountains of North Carolina and then on a 9-day wilderness backpacking trip with some of his high school buddies in the Wind River Range in Wyoming.  We developed a deep friendship.  I discovered when I audited his Art History 101 course that this was a great way to learn about art and history and culture.  We eventually teamed up to lead seven travel-study trips with students during Wofford’s January term.  We traveled to France, The Netherlands, Spain, Greece, Italy, and Malta.  On each trip the two of us spent most of our free time making photographs of the landscapes, architecture, and the people we encountered.  On one of those trips to Italy, the weather had been bleak for many days, making it challenging to get the type of photographs we sought.  Peter muttered, “I’d give my left nut for a couple of days of sunshine.”  The Italian word for “nut” is “noce” pronounced “NO-chay” and the word for “left” is “sinistra.”  I started calling him “Noce sinistra” which quickly became shortened to “Nooch.”  That’s the nickname I consistently used for him back on campus after that trip and ever since.  Our colleagues at Wofford College have called him Nooch for about twenty years, most of them unaware of the dubious origin of the term. 

Nooch and I made many trips to Looking Glass Rock north of Brevard, North Carolina.  In his off-trail exploration of Looking Glass Rock, Peter found an isolated granite cliff face that few people knew about.  The two of us frequently camped there.  I named the place Noochay’s Rock.  On the very edge of that cliff was a small red cedar tree that clung to a tiny crevice in the granite.  It received just enough water to survive by a trickle that ran along a tiny channel that ended in that crevice.  Nooch’s daughter Hannah (Hannah Banana) saw that tree and nicknamed her Trudy.  The name stuck.  Peter and I referred to any hike to that location as a visit to see Trudy.  We have many photographs of Trudy through all seasons of the year.  On one trip we were appalled and disgusted to discover that someone had severed Trudy’s trunk with an axe, leaving only the mangled roots.  We don’t know whether Trudy was used for firewood or to make a one-of-a-kind lamp fixture, but whatever her fate, we were sad and angry that someone could be so inconsiderate and selfish.  Although Trudy is no longer a resident of Noochay’s Rock, I hope to take you there someday so you can experience a view that has meant much to me over the decades.

Nooch arranged an overnight backpacking trip on a segment of the Appalachian Trail near Mount Leconte for the two of us and our friend and colleague David Whisnant (a chemist and later head of Wofford’s Information Technology Department.) The plan was for the two of them to embark from the trailhead in the early afternoon.  I was to arrive later and catch up with them in time for us to camp together along the trail near Mount Leconte.  I hustled along The Boulevard, as that segment of the trail is known, but was unable to find them before it grew too dark to continue.  I camped in a shelter with other hikers and rose early in the morning hoping to find Nooch and Dave a little further along the trail.  I found them in a shallow cave where they had set up their tents, had their supper, and spent the night.  The floor of that cave consisted of a thick layer of fine dust.  By the time I arrived, they had finished breakfast and were packing up their tents.  Dave was coated in dust.  His tent was coated in dust.  His backpack and camera bag were coated in dust.  Meanwhile, Nooch had managed to remain pristine.  The name of the place was Alum Cave. Dave’s nickname suddenly came to me:  Dusty Dave of Alum Cave!  The nickname stuck and thereafter all our friends called him Dusty Dave or simply Dusty.

Weather permitting during the school year, Dusty, Nooch and I gathered for lunch at a group of benches under a shady tree on the main lawn of Wofford’s campus.  Others frequently joined us. Many a pleasant lunch hour was spent with friends and colleagues on those benches.  I named this assembly The Hernia Club because most of us had had surgery to repair hernias.  Those who had not undergone surgery yet were prone to hernias as we often had to rearrange those heavy metal benches into a circle to enjoy our lunch conversations.  Members of The Hernia Club included sociologist Gerald Thurmond (Juurl), psychologist John Lefebvre (King John of the Psychology Kingdom at Wofford), the quite elderly government professor Jack Sykes (Jumpin’ Jack), biologist David Kusher (Kusher or Kush), and a few other regulars who remain nicknameless. 

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My first safari to Africa during Wofford’s January Interim term was with fellow biologist Ab Abercrombie and campus minister Reverend Ron Robinson.   I ascribed a haughty binomial Latin name to each of us as if we belong to a certain genus of animal.  Ab was Flatus noxious, Rev Ron was Flatus ecclesiasticus, and I was Flatus pungens briefly before switching to Flatus maximus. On the next trip my traveling colleague was the handsome young biologist John Moeller who I named Flatus adonis. 

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I'll conclude with one more story about nicknames.

When Mother Pidge and I relocated to Spartanburg SC in 1993 we met the Wilkins family.  Janice was the secretary at Saint Paul the Apostle Catholic school where Tia took a job as a math teacher an assistant principal.  She and her husband Frank had three boys:  Terrill, William, and Stephen. They were the same ages as Alicia, Alayna, and Phillip. Our families became very close.  Janice converted to Catholicism and shared her beautiful voice as a Cantor with the choir.  I nicknamed her Vaticus.  Frank aspired to be a really cool character so I named him Luke Warm.  Here I'll tell you how Terrill got his nickname.  

Terrell Dean Wilkins was a huge fan of the North Carolina basketball Tar Heels who were coached at that time by the already legendary Dean Smith.  Thus his name became Terrell Dean Smith Wilkins, but it didn't stay that way very long.

One weekend I decided to give Mother Pidge and Vaticus a break from childcare, so I loaded up the old Ford Econoline van with six kids, two tents, a camping stove, sleeping bags, and all the other clutter necessary for an overnight at Table Rock State Park campground.   We set up the tents and feasted on several cans of Dinty Moore Beef Stew.  We toasted mallows-de-marsh (my term for marshmallows) over the glowing embers.   When it got late, Alicia and Alayna retreated to their tent while the four boys and I crammed into our larger tent. 

As we got settled in the darkness, Terrill asked if there were any reports of wild animals bothering campers.   I saw this as a great opportunity to be creative, so I made up a story about a bobcat who sliced open a tent with his sharp claws and extracted a young camper.  The bobcat dragged the little boy into the woods and had a nice meal.  Terrell Dean Smith Wilkins listened in wide-eyed disbelief.  “That's not true,” he said, to which I responded, “I know that's a fantastic story and I don't really expect you to believe me, but when you get home you should look up the report in the Greenville News and Spartanburg Herald Journal.  I forget what year it was, but if you look hard enough, you’ll find an article that tells of that event in both of those newspapers.” 

Everyone was very quiet. I could tell that Terrill Dean Smith Wilkins was pondering my claims and would certainly do a search for this information when he got home. 

The rest of the trip was uneventful except for 1) William and Stephen snoring loud enough to earn the nickname Snot-rattlers and2) a drenching downpour that forced us to abandon the campsite and return home before daybreak with soggy tents and sleeping bags.  Terrill’s new nickname was Terrill Dean Smith “Bobcat” Wilkins and remained such until Dean Smith retired and was replaced by coach Bill Guthridge.  Thenceforth, he was Terrill Dean Smith “Bobcat” Bill Guthridge Wilkins.  Now he lives in Chicago with his wife.  What a coincidence that both are lawyers who are concerned with finding the truth based on facts and evidence.  I always sensed that Terrill Dean is particularly proud of his nickname.  I certainly am.  His is by far the lengthiest I have produced thus far. 

You as a young reader may suspect the veracity of this story.  In fact, I hope you grow up to be skeptical when people tell you things that are hard to believe.  However, in this case you need only ask your dad if it is true.  He will be happy to tell you!

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Your great-great grandfather William Bailey Davis was born in 1900.  Your great grandfather George Rufus Davis was born in 1930.  I, G. R. Davis Jr, was born in 1957, and your daddy Phillip George Davis was born in 1988.  You’ll be born in 2024.  Including you, we’re talking five generations of Davis’s in 124 years. 

I wish I could tell you more about your ancestors that preceded William Bailey but I can’t.  I’ve been afraid to investigate because of what I might discover.  Perhaps going further back into your lineage, there would be slave owners, although I seriously doubt that our relatives were wealthy enough to own slaves.  It is also unlikely there were wealthy philanthropists.  It is more likely your ancestors on the Davis limb of your family tree were farmers if names were chosen based on profession or appearance. George means “tiller of the soil” and Rufus means “red haired.”  

In recent years with advances in genetic analysis, it is now possible to discover aspects of human ancestry that far surpass the old hand-sketched genealogies.  By looking at combinations of genetic markers, people can learn of their origins and ethnicities.  Using results from companies like Twenty-three and Me and Ancestry.com, some people glow with pride as they describe their connections to European royal families.  Others are pleased to discover they have famous relatives.  I’ve never been tempted to have my DNA analyzed.  Here is my thinking:  since I have no control over my ancestry, I have no reason to feel pride if I were to discover that I am related to outstanding individuals.  By the same reasoning, I wouldn’t want to feel shame if some of my relatives were criminals or slave-owners or swindlers.  You see, I believe that each of us, regardless of how much DNA we share with royalty or renegades, are individually accountable.  I would deserve no particular admiration if my ancestors were kings, nor should I bear any blame if I had a rapist among them.  The same is true for you.  Although you are being born into a reputable (although imperfect) family with a strong sense of morals and ethics, that does not guarantee that you will develop into a man of character.  That’s up to you.  Although you have no control over the genes that you were given by your parents, you do have control over your behavior and how you relate to people. It is my hope that you grow up to be worthy of respect and admiration, a humble generous contemplative compassionate person who can be counted onto do what is right and best in every situation.  I hope you treat others as you would have them treat you.  And I’d give my left nut for you to be admired as a polymath!

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There are many more friends and relatives I nicknamed based on events or personal attributes or mere whim but there is no need to write more on this topic. I suppose that in the next few years as you grow and become unique, someone will give you a nickname.  Perhaps that someone will be me!  I hope you like the names given by your parents and any nicknames you accumulate as much as I cherish being called Padre Baer and T-Pa.

 

G.R. Davis, Jr.

30 August 2024

 

Post script:  While your mother was experiencing labor pains as you were born on September 3rd, 2024, your daddy was in agony with a kidney stone.  Shortly after learning that you had been named Mylo Phillip Davis, your Uncle Barry Pierce gave you the nickname “Mylstone.”  You are certainly a milestone in our family.  I love that nickname and wish I had thought of it.  We will see if it sticks!